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Welcome to the Internet
Archive for a fun night.

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Okay, so how many people this is your
first time at the Internet Archive?

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Hey, welcome!

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Okay, you're kind of in a bizarre place.

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Alright, so it used to be a church,
a Christian Science Church, and we bought it

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because it matched our logo
that we had for 15 years.

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And we said, oh,
we've got to have that building.

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And we thought we'd flatten the floor,
make it into a library, and then we

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thought, actually we kind of like the pews.

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So why don't we kind of keep it going?

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But we thought, okay, well,
let's make it a little bit more ours.

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If you cream your necks and look in the
back there, that's about 10 petabytes of

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the Internet Archive's primary collection
of information that we give out to the

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world for free. 10 petabytes.

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One thing I really love
about it is that the lights

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on it actually need something.

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Every time a light blinks,
it's somebody either uploading something or

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downloading something from
the Internet Archive.

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We get on the order of 4 million people
using the Internet Archive for sources,

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about a million people that
come to the website itself.

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So people actually like old stuff,
which is actually kind of encouraging.

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Another thing about this place that's a
little kind of interesting is there are

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these little sculptures that you
may have seen on the way in.

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Those are, well, us.

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They're kind of a riff on the
terracotta soldiers from Xi'an, China.

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If you work for the archive for three years,
then we make a little

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statue and add you to the collection.

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And it's kind of a way of just celebrating
the people that are putting their

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lives into a civic space and putting
their lives, not just get rich

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quick, yet another act.

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Let's do something that matters, but doesn't

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have any gold at the end of the rainbow.

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There are no Teslas parked outside.

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I guess unless you guys drove up in them.

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This is sort of who we are
as the Internet Archive.

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And actually, oh, there's a cool thing.

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There's a crypto donor that has gone
and donated a million dollars worth of

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crypto if we can match it by the end of April.

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So if you can donate to the Internet
Archive or you think you're going to donate

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to the Internet,
donate them before the end of April, and we

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get a match two to one.

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So please, please do that.

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OK, so this military powerpoint.

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So this is a convoluted combination of two

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groups of wackos.

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So there's,
and I think you're going to hear a little bit.

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So we've been archiving the World Wide Web,
including .mil.

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And we make the Wayback Machine.

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You can click and see these old stuff.

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And Vinay and Jefferson Bailey have this idea.

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It's like, let's go and find all of the
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been on .mil websites.

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I bet that's pretty cool.

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And they pulled these out and they're weird.

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Well, you'll see a bunch of them.

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So we made this collection and you'll
hear a little bit more about it.

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But it's just that kind of quiet dormit
until I got a call from Charlie and Liat.

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And they said, you know,
we go and make PowerPoint karaoke.

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And I was like, wow, and you have a
really excellent PowerPoint collection.

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Why don't we do something together?

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And Caitlin,
who organized this whole event, said,

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said she reported after I saw this email,
she said, first your first reaction

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was, those Oakland people, they're so weird.

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They wanted to do this.

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And Caitlin just lit up and it's like,
oh, we got to do that.

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And I said, you want to do that?

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And she said, I'm all over it.

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This one's mine.

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And so she's the one that helped
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getting this all together.

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And this is fantastic.

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Thank you very much for coming.

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And thank you for celebrating
a little bit of the Internet

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Archive and Charlie and Liat.

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Please come on up.

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Wackos number one and two here.

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Happy Military PowerPoint Karaoke Night.

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So my name is Leopardugo.

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I'm an artist.

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And I am Charlie Macquarie.

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I'm an artist and archivist.

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And we're so excited to bring you just a
sliver of the 57,000 military PowerPoint

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collections that have been thoughtfully
extracted from the Internet Archive here

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tonight, presented to you by people
who have never seen them before.

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So we're thrilled that so many of
you came out tonight to participate.

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And before we begin, we just want to
really thank Caitlin one more time

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for all the work.

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And we've already been thanked, but it is
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Vinay for doing the work to
actually get this collection ready.

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And also Brewster for his fabulous work
in just getting this whole organization

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going in the first place.

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So we've called about specifically
100 presentations for this purpose.

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But as we said, there are 57,000,
many, many more.

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And so we do really quickly want to call
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the genesis of this collection and where
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to do it came from in the first place.

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Thanks, obviously, Charlie and I,
I'm so excited for this event.

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I want to start with a quote, which is,
some nights I like to get the kids to

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bed, pour a drink and search the web for
military produced PDFs in order to look

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at the amazing graphics within them.

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This is an article called Amazing
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about five or six years ago.

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It's one of my favorite.

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He published it on Medium.

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Just look it up and Google it.

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It's also on the Wayback Machine,
of course, and they put it there.

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And I just, I've always loved it because
I thought it summarized the amazing

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things about the web that we all love.

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The banality, the absurdity, the horrificness,
the obscurity, and someone just

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having a drink and perusing the web late
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that are military power points.

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And you guys have seen the collection.

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It's totally absurd.

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And so it's always stuck with me as sort
of crystallizing lots of the amazing and

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weird things about the web that we all
love and that we all want to preserve.

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So two years ago was our 20th
anniversary of Internet Archive.

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And, yeah, that was awesome.

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One of our themes was how
can we celebrate the web?

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And so we were sitting around brainstorming
for our sort of like 10% time

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projects or really it's only like 2% time.

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one of which was giftcities.org.

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We extracted every animated gift
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We made a search engine on it.

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It's also awesome.

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And the other one was this one.

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And we extracted every
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Web domain, every crawl going all the way back.

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So shout out to Brian Newbold is also here.

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And his starting project at the
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military PowerPoint collection.

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Project zero.

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So just to get a piece of stuff.

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collections that sort of characterize
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idea really came from him.

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Just like look at this crazy thing we did.

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And it's always gotten amazing responses.

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But when we got the email about a
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So I'm so excited.

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So go military parlons in [...]

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All right.

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So now it's time to get down to the
nitty gritty of PowerPoint karaoke.

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Some of you may have heard
of this event before.

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But we'll explain a little bit about
it to get all of us on the same page.

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So this is an improvisational event
where you look at yourselves.

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We'll deliver the presentations before you.

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These will be slides you've never seen before.

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And the slides that you have to choose
from are floating around in six or so

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binders here around the room.

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If you have one of those binders,
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I see them right here on the stage.

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Let's pass them out.

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So the presentations are in there.

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Many people have already signed up
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We're going to be choosing somewhat randomly.

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So you can bring one up to us with your name,
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presentation number you'd like to give.

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And we'll get you on the queue however we can.

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There are three rules involved.

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And no singing required, we promise.

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Although if you want to, you're welcome to.

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Rule number one, the presenter cannot
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Rule number two, the presenter delivers
each slide in succession without skipping

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slides or going back.

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Rule number three, the presentation ends
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five minutes, whichever comes first.

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So unfortunately, our fabulous friend
Rick Prelinger has the flu today and will

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not be able to join us.

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But that's okay because there
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people in the audience here.

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Taking Rick's place specifically
tonight will be Jason Scott of the Art

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team and the Internet Archive.

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And of course,
the incredible Avery Truffleman of

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99% Invisible, who will also join
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When you're up here giving a presentation,
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And when you come up to give a presentation,
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to enter over those stairs.

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Caitlin over there will be
giving you your mic and your

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clicker, which will advance the slides.

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Don't take the clicker with you.

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Give it back to Caitlin.

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So, but the rest of the presentations
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We're going to start with our headliners.

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Number one, Avery Truffleman,
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Shall we follow by Jason Scott,
who will be delivering, here it is

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folks, sodium chloride.

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Give it up for Avery.

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We're very transparent here.

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As you watch us select the presentation.

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Avery is about to give.

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Extra transparent.

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I'm not like a headliner.

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I'm like a footliner.

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I'm like, you can all just excel
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Countdown clock.

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Over the KM horizon on the
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We're going to talk all about, you know,
we're living in a world full of

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increasing doubt, increasing fear,
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debate about what is the truth.

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What is intelligence?

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What is intelligent design?

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What is intelligent behavior?

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And this is the path.

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We're going to get there.

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So, knowledge is key.

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Knowledge is power.

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And as you can see, there are these
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The key is yourself and enriching
yourself to getting all your queer, wavy,

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rainbow colored knowledge.

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Like you got to really discriminate.

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You got to be judgy.

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You got to have a lot of judgments.

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That's where we all begin.

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We begin as awful, judgmental,
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And knowing ourselves,
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It's actually quite straightforward this way.

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As my friend Carl Wigg says,
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management users may expect.

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We all want to be knowledge
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This is like a toughy, terrible rule.

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You can't write all these out.

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Systemic and explicit management
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That means if you are doing a knowledge
related activity such as reading book,

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surfing the internet, watching a documentary,
you need to do it systemically.

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You can't skip around.

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You got to start with chapter one.

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You got to move through all
the chapters as you go.

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That's key.

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The attainment of knowledge.

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The competitive battleground
where knowledge and internet

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connection is the ammunition.

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Because it's all a fight.

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If you even started from chapter one and
read that introduction and finished with

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that epilogue and that appendix and
really gone through it systemically and

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explicitly, you are behind in the battle,
let me tell you.

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And new advances in

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corporate management and the adoption of
broad corporate management practices.

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You got to stay on top of those.

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And development and capture of more
successful working methods and approaches,

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including computer based tools.

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The knowledge centric organization.

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No, we don't mean the Illuminati.

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We are talking about

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those KM expert videos and guided search.

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So, wow,
there's so much knowledge to learn out there.

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Building awareness.

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Got to be aware of all that's around you,
including buildings.

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Preparing the organization.

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Organizing the preparation.

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Building knowledge centric organizations.

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Just adding that knowledge that you've
attained through all those knowledge

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systems and really centric,
making it centric in your life.

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And then tying it all together.

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That's really important.

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And you know, you got to really expand.

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You got to go to the space station.

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[...] got to go to the sea base.

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You got to go to the fifth dimension.

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These are great ways of managing
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from travel and expanding the mind.

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Case based reasoning.

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AI solution in which current situations
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cases and related solutions are offered.

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I mean, you don't have to worry about that.

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That's like an algorithm
that they're talking about.

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So that's great.

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Combines the power of narrative with the
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which is basically what we're doing now.

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Taking what computers have given us
and adding a narrative around it.

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Avery Truffleman.

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How much do we know?

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Let's travel into some case based [...]

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Next up,
we have Jason Scott with sodium chloride.

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Come on down, Devin Casper,
because you are on deck to talk about

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rave and ecstasy parties.

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Devin Casper, come on down to the
front row because you are next.

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Okay.

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Quick shout out to our troops who tried
to get a lot of things done with really

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poor tools,
including terrible PowerPoint presentations.

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Quick shout out to you guys.

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All right.

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So as usual,
we're going to go into sodium chloride today.

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Sodium chloride, of course, being one of
the foundational aspects of our forces

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comes in multiple packages.

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I'm sure you're all familiar with this.

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I know.

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I know we're covering the basics here,
but this is pretty much by row.

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We're going to have this approach to
bandages and sodium chloride within it.

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But beyond that as well, I want to say,
okay, I heard from the crowd

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there, yeah, this is coming.

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This is coming, guys.

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I promise you.

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We're going to be getting dressed
on first aid next quarter.

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I promise you.

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I know we've been making
noise about it for a while.

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It's going to happen.

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And I know, I know again,
we've been hearing things about colors.

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Okay.

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Everyone's a little tired
of it being just cravats.

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We can actually deal with
cravats and green or khaki.

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It's all going to happen coming forward.

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All right.

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This is it.

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I don't have the black turtleneck,
but this is a pretty big reveal.

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All right.

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As usual, we try to put labels on everything
we have because when you're bleeding

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out, I know what you want to do is
read a small passage of the Bible.

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It's like some sort of terrible recipe
that your mother told you was going to be

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really good, but we got three
ingredients that nobody else gets.

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Alcohol press.

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Now that brings me back.

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Oh, man.

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You guys are in for a treat.

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Isopropyl alcohol is going to own this space.

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Band-aids.

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Old classic.

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Yeah, I know.

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Charlie, I know.

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We're going to go with band-aids again.

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The thing about medical dressing is everyone's

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fighting to get into these presentations.

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They want to hear all of the new stuff,
but I think we can all agree that the

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round shapes are going to be
our big surprise this quarter.

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[...] of the page, surgical, one-inch, white.

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I mean, wherever it goes, right?

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So the point of view,
I owe the impression 100 SPG.

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That's a holiday special.

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I think we're going to hold this one back.

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You guys are seeing this one.

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I think we're going to hold this one back.

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This one needs to go back to beta.

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Johnson and Johnson, the classics.

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This is a bunch of this is surgicals.

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You guys are vicious when you gave me this one.

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You know, they're saying brick and mortar
is going out of style, but I think with

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this, I think we're going to see a resurgence,
right?

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Give it a hand, folks.

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It's going to be an amazing,
amazing time in the fashion world

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here with our examination gloves.

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And also note non-sterile.

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Non-sterile, I think, is like the real
phrase that we're going to get back here.

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Oh, boy.

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Now, codename Farron.

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[...] going to take this.

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You're not going to see this
in the European theater.

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I think this is going to
be a domestic only piece.

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So the airway, the j-tube, small little doll,
you know, of course, you want to

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check the flat tip for the size.

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We try to put the size on the
item as you use it in the airway.

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You know how this thing goes.

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All right.

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So all right.

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Now, last time we had this,
you all missed this aspect.

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So we're making sure, you know.

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These scissors cut.

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Those scissors, they cut.

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Either one's acceptable, but they both cut.

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Again, again, I really got to point out,
Dynamed has lots

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of constricting bands available.

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But as the old saying goes, you can't
constrict your band if you ain't got one.

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At least you got one.

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Oh, the universal split.

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Oh, boy.

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We're going to, we're going to,
we're hanging for the skies, folks.

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Brenner Metal Products universal split.

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This is, this is what won the war.

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The universal split. 36x4.

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It's a Sam split.

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Captain emplacement.

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So I want to talk to the corporal about
why it was nothing longer than eight.

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So I want to point this out because
as we do these other reveals, please

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folks, you got to, you got to keep in mind.

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I know this is hot.

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You got to get it off the press,
but please get the spelling errors.

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Intravenous injection.

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Again, that's a future product.

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And I see we're right to the end here.

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The ammo can.

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I know you didn't think it was happening,
that the 5.56

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ammo can was going to happen.

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It is a combat lifesaver.

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And I'm pleased you got to
see it revealed here today.

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Thanks a lot.

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It's there when we need it.

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So up now, we have Devin Kasper,
who will be presenting on

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rave and ecstasy parties.

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And Andrew Watterson, if you're out there,
please step on up because you're about

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to present stuck sugar beet season.

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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Devin Kasper.

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I am a, a, a, me and my, my best

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bud, Lieutenant Cole Cindy Ryan.

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It's a, it's a gender neutral name,
Cole, it's getting very popular.

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But Cole and I have been working on
rave and ecstasy parties, and how

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they can influence our, our military
personnel domestically, and here at home.

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So the rave history, raves our parties
characterized by large groups of people,

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usually 16 to 25.

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With extremely loud techno.

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Now I have a techno, you know, techno is okay.

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Or electronic music in dark
environments with laser lighting and

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pro drug paraphernalia.

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Some pro drug paraphernalia includes ecstasy,

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cocaine, marijuana.

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These are things that can go with drugs.

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It's more drugs, go with drugs.

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Rave parties actually originated
in Europe and migrated to the US

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in the late 1980s.

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They moved back then to
the Europe in the 1990s.

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And they've been kind of messing
around Asia for since about 2010.

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So we're hoping that the raves will
actually make their way back to the United

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States so we can do some more
domestic home information studies.

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Raves and drug, drug, club drugs.

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Also club drugs is the terrific
replacement for club penguin.

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That came out, club penguin kids got too
old to be online messing with penguins

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in sports and now there's club drugs.

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Raves high threat area for illegal drugs.

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Illegal drugs are the drugs that kill people.

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That's illegal, it's a joke.

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Basically designed for drug use.

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Drugs that are designed for drug use.

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Those are the rave drugs.

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And if airmen go to a rave, chances they
will be approached and offered drugs.

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There's just a chance that
anyone that goes to a

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rave, I guess, will be offered drugs.

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The common rave drugs, ecstasy,
methamphetamine, rye coconut, ketamine,

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gimp, mushrooms, and puk puk

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puk.

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Types of raves.

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The types of raves, there's underground.

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These are mole people raves.

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These or the sewer line workers.

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Get back underground.

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Dessert areas, without licenses, controls.

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These are the parties that you
really want to be going to.

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Those mole people and sewer workers
really know how to have a good time.

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Semi underground.

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Now these are the people that are half
buried but still really want to break

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loose for a little bit of time.

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They're usually held in skating rinks.

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We weren't really, you know, it's, they thawed

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ice and then they let the people on,
then they freeze the ice.

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Half underground, half above.

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Most people get hypothermia,
they don't last that long.

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Not a lot of survivors.

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In the above ground, held in bars,
nightclubs that promote the rave scene.

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That's important.

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A rave drug and paracardinum.

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Bottles of water, light sticks,
pacifiers, eye drops.

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I surprisingly have a little lollipop here.

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Just, this is a little evidence of
our man-coles constant research.

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But pacifiers, the babies are
very very popular at these raves.

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Eye drops, vicks, paper rubs.

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There's a lot of sick people that go to raves.

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There's a lot of coughs that go around.

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And so it's actually a place that
the medical community goes to

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when they're feeling bad.

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They, yeah, whatever.

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And club drug tends, trends.

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Ecstasy is the second most
abused drug in the AF.

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And Ecstasy has a short lifespan
because it's only in the AF.

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David Casper!

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That's beautiful.

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[...] up for Club Penguin references
sick people and ice skating rinks.

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Next up we have Andrew
Watterson talking about Stop.

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Sugar bean season.

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And while we're switching,
Sarah Beth, you're on deck to present

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Robotic Vision 2020.

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Excuse us while we scroll.

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All right.

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I'm here to talk to you
about a very serious problem

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that's been affecting our military today.

492
00:29:25,001 --> 00:29:29,000
We have a lot of generals at the
three and four star level kind of

493
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,001
taking on this problem.

494
00:29:31,001 --> 00:29:35,000
Big sort of both strategic and tactical
issue that we've been working through.

495
00:29:36,001 --> 00:29:39,000
And I'm from the 80th area support group.

496
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:46,001
There were 79 area support groups before
us that actually fell victim to the

497
00:29:46,001 --> 00:29:48,001
threat that I'm about to describe to you.

498
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,000
And yeah, we got a nice little patch up there.

499
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000
It looks like our slogan is sharpen the sword.

500
00:29:57,001 --> 00:30:02,001
And it looks like our sword either
has amazing pigtails or it's on fire.

501
00:30:02,001 --> 00:30:03,000
I'm not sure.

502
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:09,000
But yeah, not to make light of this
extremely serious, serious concern.

503
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:14,000
And that is, as you can see right here,
sugar bean season.

504
00:30:15,001 --> 00:30:19,000
We're going to get in a little bit more
to the details of sugar bean season and

505
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:24,000
why it's such a concern that is
wiped out 79 area support groups.

506
00:30:25,001 --> 00:30:29,000
But I think you can see right here,
this is a very, you know, I think this is an

507
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,001
illustrative picture right here.

508
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:37,001
Sugar bean season causes this
causes car crashes causes.

509
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:43,000
This appears to be a French on the front
of the ambulance, a French ambulance

510
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:46,000
rushing to a scene.

511
00:30:47,001 --> 00:30:48,000
Come on with me.

512
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:48,001
All right.

513
00:30:58,001 --> 00:31:01,000
This is a very sober subjects.

514
00:31:03,001 --> 00:31:05,001
I didn't want to freak you out.

515
00:31:05,001 --> 00:31:09,001
So we decided to risk analysis.

516
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,001
So we wanted to have a little bit
of fun here with the typography.

517
00:31:13,001 --> 00:31:20,001
Because what I'm about to talk about
is no joke. poorly lighted is one

518
00:31:20,001 --> 00:31:24,000
term that has been used to
describe sugar bean season.

519
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,001
Move slowly,
whereas most seasons last about three

520
00:31:29,001 --> 00:31:31,001
months, four months, three months.

521
00:31:32,001 --> 00:31:34,001
Sugar bean season actually moves
quite a bit more slowly than that.

522
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,000
Slippery conditions.

523
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:41,001
You think this is winter or spring with
its rain, but no, it's sugar bean season.

524
00:31:45,001 --> 00:31:47,000
There's no visibility whatsoever.

525
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,001
Yeah, you don't see it coming.

526
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000
It just it's not it's on top of you.

527
00:31:53,001 --> 00:31:55,001
And then drops beats.

528
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,001
Yeah, much like a cool MC.

529
00:32:07,001 --> 00:32:10,000
So defensive driving.

530
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,000
You have to adjust your speed to the west.

531
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,001
So I think Mr. Mr. Casper,
Lieutenant Colonel Cindy Ryan, who was just on

532
00:32:19,001 --> 00:32:21,001
stage, I told you about speed.

533
00:32:24,001 --> 00:32:27,001
Or what we're saying is just during sugar
bean season, in addition to all the

534
00:32:27,001 --> 00:32:30,001
many risks that he was telling you about,
you have to adjust

535
00:32:30,001 --> 00:32:32,000
your speed to the weather.

536
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
And also road and traffic conditions.

537
00:32:36,001 --> 00:32:37,001
This can also be a problem.

538
00:32:39,001 --> 00:32:40,001
Allow more room.

539
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:45,001
No less than two car lengths between
you and the nearest sugar bean.

540
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,000
As you can see here, so we actually
we couldn't find because they're so

541
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000
pernicious, we couldn't find a
picture of an actual sugar bean.

542
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,001
And so we use this sort of
nondescript looking truck.

543
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000
But I'm going to ask you
to use your imagination.

544
00:32:59,001 --> 00:33:03,000
Imagine that this is the evil
specter of a sugar bean.

545
00:33:04,001 --> 00:33:07,000
And then you can notice here,
that's clearly two car lengths.

546
00:33:07,001 --> 00:33:10,000
We measured this PowerPoint arrow, we use

547
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,001
the PowerPoint arrow for two car lengths.

548
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,001
That's what this is right here.

549
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,001
Between you and the nearest sugar bean, lest

550
00:33:16,001 --> 00:33:18,000
you lest you meet your untimely demise.

551
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,001
So I'm going to be honest with you folks.

552
00:33:28,001 --> 00:33:32,001
We had an intern do this,
and I believe they mistook a playing

553
00:33:32,001 --> 00:33:34,001
card club, but for a shamrock.

554
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000
Like I said, we're running out of folks.

555
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000
We already went through 79 areas of record.

556
00:33:41,001 --> 00:33:43,000
So we're kind of digging at
the bottom of the barrel here.

557
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,001
Your safety doesn't depend on luck.

558
00:33:47,001 --> 00:33:48,001
It depends on you.

559
00:33:49,001 --> 00:33:51,001
Driving is a full time job.

560
00:33:52,001 --> 00:33:55,001
And with that,
I conclude stop sugar bean season.

561
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:08,000
So we're going to switch this up
a little bit and remind who is on

562
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,001
deck next that they're on deck.

563
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:13,000
And so after this is going
to be Jefferson Bailey.

564
00:34:14,001 --> 00:34:19,000
We'll be presenting on chat usage in the fleet.

565
00:34:21,001 --> 00:34:26,001
All right, Sarah Beth, come on up to
talk to us about robotic vision 2020.

566
00:34:32,001 --> 00:34:33,001
Good evening.

567
00:34:34,001 --> 00:34:36,001
You're going to talk to you
about the future of war.

568
00:34:37,001 --> 00:34:38,001
Glad you could join us.

569
00:34:43,001 --> 00:34:45,001
So robotic vision 2020.

570
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,000
Where are we going?

571
00:34:47,001 --> 00:34:49,000
We have three main components.

572
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000
We have our missions.

573
00:34:51,001 --> 00:34:52,001
Those are our goals.

574
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,000
That's what we're striving for.

575
00:34:54,001 --> 00:34:56,000
We have environments.

576
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,000
That's where we are.

577
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,000
We are everywhere.

578
00:34:59,001 --> 00:35:00,001
That's what we're doing.

579
00:35:00,001 --> 00:35:01,001
It's a place that we are in.

580
00:35:02,001 --> 00:35:03,000
And the people.

581
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,000
We are those people.

582
00:35:05,001 --> 00:35:12,000
We are the people with the missions in
those environments. 2020 vision for

583
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,001
robotics in 2020.

584
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:21,001
First cut ideas for the evolutionary
development and systems insertion of

585
00:35:21,001 --> 00:35:28,000
revolutionary underground victories,
robotics, technology in 2015

586
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
to 2025.

587
00:35:31,001 --> 00:35:33,001
These are first cut ideas.

588
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:39,000
The people in our department have
those ideas and we apply them to the

589
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:43,001
environments in support of these missions.

590
00:35:44,001 --> 00:35:51,000
In the context of the development of the
Army's objective force, but beyond the

591
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,000
FCS initial deployment.

592
00:35:55,001 --> 00:35:57,000
If not us who?

593
00:35:57,001 --> 00:35:59,001
If not now, when?

594
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:05,000
Now is the time we need to seize the moment,
pursue these missions that our

595
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000
department is working on.

596
00:36:08,001 --> 00:36:09,001
Here's the outline.

597
00:36:13,001 --> 00:36:16,000
The target capabilities.

598
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,001
You may be asking yourself, what?

599
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:27,001
Why an evolutionary development of
the FCS objective force is necessary?

600
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,001
And I'm sure you're asking yourself, why?

601
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,001
Some strategies for evolutionary development.

602
00:36:35,001 --> 00:36:36,000
How?

603
00:36:37,001 --> 00:36:39,001
Scoping the development job.

604
00:36:39,001 --> 00:36:40,001
How much will it cost?

605
00:36:41,001 --> 00:36:43,000
How long will it take?

606
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,001
This is our plan.

607
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,001
This is what we need to figure out.

608
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,000
And I'm here to talk to you about that today.

609
00:36:48,001 --> 00:36:50,001
This is robotics, robotic visions.

610
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000
Capability target for 2020.

611
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,000
Vehicle driving capabilities at human level.

612
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,001
Heavily perception based.

613
00:37:06,001 --> 00:37:11,000
Do not require GPS,
but exploit it when available.

614
00:37:11,001 --> 00:37:12,001
So let's talk about that.

615
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,001
Vehicle driving capabilities.

616
00:37:16,001 --> 00:37:18,000
So we are humans.

617
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,001
We're in charge of the vehicles.

618
00:37:20,001 --> 00:37:21,001
What can we do?

619
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000
We're driving the car and
it is perception based.

620
00:37:24,001 --> 00:37:26,000
That's what we see coming at us.

621
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,001
This sugar bean thing that we just heard about.

622
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,000
If you have things on the road coming at you,
this is your perception.

623
00:37:31,001 --> 00:37:37,000
You need to be aware fully when
you are driving your vehicles.

624
00:37:37,001 --> 00:37:39,000
Do not require GPS.

625
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,000
So we don't need it.

626
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,000
We have it.

627
00:37:42,001 --> 00:37:43,001
That's where we're going.

628
00:37:43,001 --> 00:37:45,001
We're going to have more of it in 2020.

629
00:37:47,001 --> 00:37:49,001
Definitely exploit it when it is available.

630
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,001
If you have GPS, we want you to use it.

631
00:37:53,001 --> 00:37:58,000
Initial baseline, non-military,
on-road, chauffeur capability.

632
00:37:58,001 --> 00:37:59,001
This is like Siri.

633
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,000
This is your chauffeur.

634
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,001
This is the information that
you're getting from your vehicle.

635
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:09,001
It's telling you where you can go and
it's serving you like a chauffeur.

636
00:38:09,001 --> 00:38:14,001
Capabilities prerequisites
to tank driver training.

637
00:38:16,001 --> 00:38:18,000
That's self-explanatory.

638
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:25,001
Prevent explicit military mission-based
requirements from masking implicit

639
00:38:25,001 --> 00:38:30,001
underlying required capabilities and throw

640
00:38:30,001 --> 00:38:33,000
panetic behaviors.

641
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:40,000
That's this thing where you have a
tank and it can act like an animal.

642
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,000
It can do different things.

643
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,001
It's very complicated.

644
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,001
The strawman list and DOT
driver task descriptions.

645
00:38:52,001 --> 00:38:55,000
That's where you find more
about that in your manual.

646
00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:02,000
Later step, build required military
behaviors and T-T-P-S tips.

647
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:08,001
Those are clues to what this all means
on the top of baseline capability.

648
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,000
Driver task descriptions from DOT 1970.

649
00:39:14,001 --> 00:39:17,000
This is a report that was prepared.

650
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:22,000
This is something you can take a look
at and it's where we're headed in 2020.

651
00:39:23,001 --> 00:39:28,001
And as you can see here, it contains a
detailed description of the behaviors

652
00:39:28,001 --> 00:39:35,000
required of passenger car drivers,
rated criticalities of these behaviors and

653
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:39,001
items of supporting information relating
to driver performance and performance

654
00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:44,001
limits, enabling driver knowledges and skills.

655
00:39:45,001 --> 00:39:49,000
Your knowledges, ladies and gentlemen,
that's what you know as a driver.

656
00:39:49,001 --> 00:39:52,001
That's what you're perceiving, your skills.

657
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,001
And that's what we have time for.

658
00:39:54,001 --> 00:39:56,001
If they give it up for Sarah Beck.

659
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,000
Please all bear with me.

660
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:01,001
So, that was it.

661
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:02,001
[...] in 2020.

662
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,001
Thank you, Sarah Beck.

663
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:13,001
On deck, come down Kathy Gellis for
presentation number 39, Warfighting

664
00:40:13,001 --> 00:40:15,001
Innovations in the Pacific.

665
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:22,000
But right now, we have the Internet
Archive's very own Jefferson Bailey to give

666
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,001
presentation 56 chat usage in the fleet.

667
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:26,001
[...]

668
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,001
Well, thank you all for coming.

669
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:35,000
As the only true thing I'll say is the
son of a colonel who was the son of a two

670
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,000
-star general, who was the son of a corporal,
who was the son of a sergeant.

671
00:40:38,001 --> 00:40:41,000
I'm here to talk to you about
what is most important to the

672
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,001
troops and that is hygiene.

673
00:40:42,001 --> 00:40:48,000
And I'm going to do that through the
metaphor of whatever it says up here, chat

674
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,000
usage in the fleet, warfighter survey results.

675
00:40:51,001 --> 00:40:57,000
So, let's just get this going and talk
about how hygiene, warfighting, the fleet

676
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:01,001
and all these mixed concepts can be
brought together for amazing comedy.

677
00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:07,000
I would like to first acknowledge a number
of contributors to this presentation.

678
00:41:07,001 --> 00:41:09,000
The Office of Naval Research.

679
00:41:09,001 --> 00:41:10,001
They look at ships.

680
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:11,001
They go underwater.

681
00:41:12,001 --> 00:41:13,001
They study seals.

682
00:41:13,001 --> 00:41:16,000
They do all sorts of
interesting things with baby.

683
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:22,001
And the command 21 program is for
everybody in the Navy that's under 21 and

684
00:41:22,001 --> 00:41:27,000
in the command position, which is,
you know, mostly evidence of their

685
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,000
tactical decision making.

686
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:35,000
Performed with contract with and at
the direction of the SSCSE, which is

687
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,001
some acronym that none of us will remember.

688
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:42,000
And for more information,
go look at some of these. spawar.navy

689
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000
.mil, one of my favorite websites.

690
00:41:44,001 --> 00:41:48,000
It's spa related,
which makes it really interesting to use.

691
00:41:49,001 --> 00:41:51,001
So, thanks to all these guys.

692
00:41:52,001 --> 00:41:53,001
So, background on this.

693
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,001
Chat was heavily used during OEF and OIF.

694
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:04,000
So, chat is a very specific hygiene issue
related to trench foot, a little bit

695
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,000
of jungle rash and crotch rot thrown in there.

696
00:42:07,001 --> 00:42:11,000
But it's been heavily used in a
number of OEF and OIF, whatever

697
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000
those are, initiatives.

698
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:18,001
It has approximately 2500
users in 400 medical rooms.

699
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:24,001
So, it's infecting a fair portion
of our troop strength and buildup.

700
00:42:25,001 --> 00:42:27,000
It's a powerful technology.

701
00:42:27,001 --> 00:42:33,000
So, anything that causes rash or blisters,
pussing, you know, it's powerful.

702
00:42:33,001 --> 00:42:38,000
And it's probably a biological technology
of some sort being used against us,

703
00:42:38,001 --> 00:42:40,000
other Russians, but who really knows.

704
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,001
It supports distributed collaboration of
synchronous and asynchronous properties.

705
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:49,001
So, you can both, you can have it or
somebody else can have it at the same time.

706
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000
Or maybe you can have this
problem at different times.

707
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,001
It's very converse in your real time.

708
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,000
So, that's an issue.

709
00:42:57,001 --> 00:43:03,001
It requires very little bandwidth to have
an issue like jungle rot, jungle rash,

710
00:43:03,001 --> 00:43:05,000
trench foot, the piles.

711
00:43:06,001 --> 00:43:09,000
It can support multiple users simultaneously.

712
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:13,000
Pretty much anybody in your platoon
or even your company can have it.

713
00:43:13,001 --> 00:43:17,000
In collaboration, obviously,
you're all sort of infected at the same time.

714
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:21,000
So, there's a sort of feeling togetherness
about it, even though you're affected.

715
00:43:21,001 --> 00:43:23,001
And it's easy to use.

716
00:43:24,001 --> 00:43:25,000
Scope of the problem.

717
00:43:25,001 --> 00:43:28,001
So, the following issues would
need to be addressed with any

718
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000
contagion management tool.

719
00:43:34,001 --> 00:43:36,000
All right, I guess.

720
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:40,001
There's no logging of content,
especially with something like the piles.

721
00:43:41,001 --> 00:43:44,000
Ad hoc business rules predominate.

722
00:43:44,001 --> 00:43:49,001
So, that is something that is really
not very mixing with my metaphor here.

723
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,001
User authentication,
it's definitely your virus.

724
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:57,000
I mean, hygiene issues,
you got to deal with them, all yours.

725
00:43:57,001 --> 00:44:01,000
No need to authenticate with your
medical doctor or anything like that.

726
00:44:01,001 --> 00:44:03,001
Search functionality, who knows what you have.

727
00:44:03,001 --> 00:44:06,000
It's probably disgusting and
nobody wants to look at it anyway.

728
00:44:06,001 --> 00:44:09,001
No way to know when it started or when it ends.

729
00:44:09,001 --> 00:44:11,001
And of course, filtering, you know, no chance.

730
00:44:12,001 --> 00:44:16,000
But they need to be validated
and assessed in the terms of

731
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,001
war fighter requirements.

732
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:21,000
So, if your hygiene is bad,
how are you going to remain a war fighter?

733
00:44:21,001 --> 00:44:23,000
And that's why we've made this little chart.

734
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000
It says car group one.

735
00:44:26,001 --> 00:44:29,000
And it has a ship on it
and some stars and stuff.

736
00:44:29,001 --> 00:44:33,001
And it's an upside down triangle,
which clearly signifies some evil malady.

737
00:44:34,001 --> 00:44:37,001
[...] carrier group one, blah, blah, blah.

738
00:44:37,001 --> 00:44:38,001
They have a website.

739
00:44:38,001 --> 00:44:39,001
It's probably in the web machine.

740
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,001
It's probably not online anymore.

741
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:45,001
And we got some surveys and
lots of fun stuff on that one.

742
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000
So, here's the chart I made
that basically nobody will

743
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000
read because it has a million numbers on it.

744
00:44:51,001 --> 00:44:52,001
A float staffs.

745
00:44:53,001 --> 00:44:56,000
Who knows how a float relates to hygiene.

746
00:44:56,001 --> 00:45:00,001
Carriers, cruisers, ships, weapons, C4I.

747
00:45:00,001 --> 00:45:04,000
[...] no answer.

748
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,001
No answer clocking in at the exact
same level of senior officer.

749
00:45:08,001 --> 00:45:10,000
So, that's interesting.

750
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,000
Of course,
we used Excel to make a little chart.

751
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:20,000
So, classic 80s and 90s Excel
chart here with the bar graph.

752
00:45:20,001 --> 00:45:22,001
MSChat, Zircon.

753
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,001
Everybody is afflicted with Zircon these days.

754
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,001
Merck, Lotus, other.

755
00:45:27,001 --> 00:45:29,001
And these are just the tools that people

756
00:45:29,001 --> 00:45:31,001
are using to try to manage their hygiene.

757
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:32,001
Thank you, Joseph.

758
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:46,000
So, on deck, Adam Williams

759
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:52,000
get ready to present hypothermia,
nature's silent killer of the unprepared.

760
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:58,001
And, of course, right now, we have Kathy
Gelles who is going to be presenting war

761
00:45:58,001 --> 00:46:02,001
fighting innovations in the
Pacific as we call it out.

762
00:46:15,001 --> 00:46:19,001
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Pacific is a very big place.

763
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:29,000
We can squeeze a lot of war into it,
but we want to be

764
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:33,001
careful and try a little bit of war
here and a little bit of war there.

765
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:37,001
See if we like it before we
commit to the whole war.

766
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:44,000
So, our Marine Corps Forces Pacific
Experimentation Center brings you the

767
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,001
following presentation about
innovation in the Pacific.

768
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,000
It is important, people.

769
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:02,000
We have to document,
document, document, document.

770
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,001
Otherwise, we won't know is the war going well?

771
00:47:04,001 --> 00:47:05,001
Is the war not going well?

772
00:47:05,001 --> 00:47:07,001
We have to write it all down.

773
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000
So, we have written down that our mission is to

774
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000
serve as a focal point for a move.

775
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:18,001
An experimentation throughout the
Pacific and central theaters, not to be

776
00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:21,001
confused with non-central
theaters or the Atlantic.

777
00:47:21,001 --> 00:47:24,000
Those are very different things.

778
00:47:25,001 --> 00:47:29,001
We will provide operational tests,
experimentation, and military utility

779
00:47:29,001 --> 00:47:34,000
assessments in support of really,
really poor kerning.

780
00:47:41,001 --> 00:47:47,000
Our operating philosophy is,
you're a war fighter, you pull.

781
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:54,001
You create partnerships,
so you have somebody to pull with.

782
00:47:56,001 --> 00:47:59,001
You get advanced technologies
like levers and pulleys

783
00:47:59,001 --> 00:48:01,001
to make it easier to get your pulley.

784
00:48:03,001 --> 00:48:07,000
You experiment,
it's hard to set up those levers and pulleys.

785
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,001
You've got to work at it,
so try, try, experiment.

786
00:48:09,001 --> 00:48:13,001
As we exercise and operate,
do not forget those jumping jacks.

787
00:48:13,001 --> 00:48:14,001
Let me make that clear.

788
00:48:14,001 --> 00:48:18,000
We have to have a fit fighting
force for the war to work well.

789
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,001
Act as an honest broker.

790
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,000
Bias is right out.

791
00:48:25,001 --> 00:48:27,000
We do not want to be biased.

792
00:48:27,001 --> 00:48:30,000
Apple, Mac, Windows, it's all fine.

793
00:48:30,001 --> 00:48:32,001
We do not take preferences here.

794
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,001
We have a minimal impact on operational forces.

795
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,000
They're busy doing the war.

796
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,000
We don't want their computers
not to be compatible.

797
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,000
We have to be careful.

798
00:48:40,001 --> 00:48:44,001
And then we help the S&T community help.

799
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:50,000
Because redundancy is how we win the war.

800
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,000
People let me be clear.

801
00:49:05,001 --> 00:49:08,000
War is a serious, serious business.

802
00:49:11,001 --> 00:49:14,000
We have to distribute our food, our fuel.

803
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:19,000
We have to name our little
meritorious devices gladiators.

804
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:23,000
We have to have vest lights and the cool vest.

805
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,001
This is top secret.

806
00:49:26,001 --> 00:49:28,001
You shouldn't even be seeing this.

807
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:32,001
The enemy will get it and they will
have even cooler vests than we will.

808
00:49:32,001 --> 00:49:34,000
We will not stand for this.

809
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:45,000
Again, our ability to do graphical
layout is unmatched to any

810
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,001
fighting person in the world.

811
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,001
Albert Einstein, he was on our side.

812
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:06,000
We have joint robotics integrating,
integrating.

813
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:10,001
Those robots are integrating at
facilities designed to have pavement.

814
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,001
That is our key thing that will
help us win any war in the

815
00:50:16,001 --> 00:50:18,000
Pacific that we are innovating.

816
00:50:19,001 --> 00:50:21,001
And total acid visibility.

817
00:50:21,001 --> 00:50:25,001
Because what else do you want when you
go to war that you have every piece of

818
00:50:25,001 --> 00:50:27,001
your equipment visible to the enemy?

819
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000
Remember, we write these things down.

820
00:50:36,001 --> 00:50:38,000
We have to keep track of what we are doing.

821
00:50:38,001 --> 00:50:44,000
We are bridging the gap on top
of otherwise unreadable tents.

822
00:50:44,001 --> 00:50:46,001
And we just get to the point right there.

823
00:50:47,001 --> 00:50:50,000
And then we've got some floating assures stuff.

824
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,000
Because this isn't water, people.

825
00:50:51,001 --> 00:50:52,000
We are in water.

826
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000
We better get the floating down.

827
00:50:55,001 --> 00:50:56,000
Sea lift meters.

828
00:50:56,001 --> 00:51:00,001
Sea lift is how we tell how much water
we are in in the war that we are

829
00:51:00,001 --> 00:51:02,001
innovating and hopefully winning.

830
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:11,001
There are other places on earth that
have water, just like the Pacific.

831
00:51:12,001 --> 00:51:16,000
We can practice our fighting in the
Pacific in smaller bodies of water.

832
00:51:16,001 --> 00:51:21,000
This common tactical factor of an existing
estuary, mud flood, or inner basin,

833
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:25,000
and a flooded occurrence due to
natural disaster is how we win

834
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,001
the war in the Pacific.

835
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,001
Thank you, Kathy!

836
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:41,001
How many Department of Education budgets
do you think we can fit in our current

837
00:51:41,001 --> 00:51:43,001
Department of Defense budget?

838
00:51:44,001 --> 00:51:45,000
Six million.

839
00:51:46,001 --> 00:51:50,000
We got six million, three, one thousand.

840
00:51:50,001 --> 00:51:51,000
Any other guesses?

841
00:51:51,001 --> 00:51:52,001
It's from six.

842
00:51:53,001 --> 00:51:54,001
It's seven, folks.

843
00:51:54,001 --> 00:51:57,000
That's the lucky number, seven.

844
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000
Adam Williams, come on up to present.

845
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:00,001
What's up?

846
00:52:01,001 --> 00:52:02,000
Hypothermia.

847
00:52:02,001 --> 00:52:05,001
And Christy Headley, come on down.

848
00:52:05,001 --> 00:52:06,001
You are presenting.

849
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:07,001
Get ready for this.

850
00:52:08,001 --> 00:52:09,000
You guys ready?

851
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:10,001
It's a tough act to follow.

852
00:52:12,001 --> 00:52:16,000
Hypothermia,
nature's silent killer of the unprepared.

853
00:52:18,001 --> 00:52:19,001
What is it?

854
00:52:20,001 --> 00:52:24,000
Hypothermia is a silent killer of those
who are not prepared to face a cool.

855
00:52:24,001 --> 00:52:25,000
[...]

856
00:52:27,001 --> 00:52:32,000
It happens when your body is not able to
make enough heat to replace the warmth

857
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000
you lose to the environment around you.

858
00:52:36,001 --> 00:52:37,000
Remember this.

859
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,001
If left untreated, hypothermia can kill.

860
00:52:42,001 --> 00:52:44,000
Nobody ever froze to death.

861
00:52:44,001 --> 00:52:49,000
Instead, they died of hypothermia.

862
00:52:49,001 --> 00:52:51,000
The freezing part came later.

863
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,000
Telling you.

864
00:52:56,001 --> 00:53:00,000
And only if the temperature of the
surrounding environment was below.

865
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,001
Semantics people wars are
won and lost by the rules.

866
00:53:09,001 --> 00:53:13,001
But technically speaking,
hypothermia is a medical condition that results

867
00:53:13,001 --> 00:53:15,000
from the body's inability to adequately

868
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,000
replace heat lost to the
surrounding environment.

869
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,001
It is a progressive condition that can be

870
00:53:18,001 --> 00:53:20,000
reversed with appropriate care in the field.

871
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:22,001
But how, you might ask.

872
00:53:23,001 --> 00:53:25,001
You have had it before.

873
00:53:28,001 --> 00:53:30,000
Raise your hand if you've ever felt cold.

874
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,000
Yeah, yeah.

875
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,000
Did you begin to shiver?

876
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:35,001
Hands up?

877
00:53:37,001 --> 00:53:41,001
Did you shiver so hard that
you couldn't stop the shaking?

878
00:53:42,001 --> 00:53:44,001
You may have been at an airman rave.

879
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,001
Those were the early stages of hypothermia.

880
00:53:50,001 --> 00:53:51,001
But what's next?

881
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000
A short terminology review.

882
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:56,001
How your body maintains its temperature.

883
00:53:58,001 --> 00:54:02,000
Terms to know.

884
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:03,001
Core.

885
00:54:03,001 --> 00:54:05,000
Central organs of the body.

886
00:54:05,001 --> 00:54:07,000
Most importantly, heart, lungs, liver, brain.

887
00:54:07,001 --> 00:54:09,000
Distal away from the body's center.

888
00:54:09,001 --> 00:54:10,001
Hypothermia.

889
00:54:11,001 --> 00:54:12,000
Hypoxia.

890
00:54:12,001 --> 00:54:13,000
Hypothermic.

891
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,001
Oh yeah, the average oral temperature.

892
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,000
Be careful which thermometer you
use for that one, am I right?

893
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:33,001
Normal range from 96.5 to 100.

894
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,000
But exercise body temperature.

895
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,001
Prolonged heavy exercise.

896
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,000
Even if the weather is cold.

897
00:54:44,001 --> 00:54:44,001
Seriously?

898
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:49,001
Wow.

899
00:54:49,001 --> 00:54:55,000
I mean you have to wonder what this was
like for the people who actually had to

900
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,001
sit there straight faced and receive this,
right?

901
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000
Alright, let's call it the danger zone.

902
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,001
Shivering usually stops once
the core temperature drops.

903
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:09,000
Warming the skin of someone with hypothermia
may stop the shivering even though

904
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,000
the core temperature hasn't changed.

905
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:12,001
More shivering.

906
00:55:14,001 --> 00:55:18,001
Much more heat is produced by performing
useful work such as hyping out of the

907
00:55:18,001 --> 00:55:21,000
threatening environment to shelter or killing

908
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,001
people from a foreign land, am I right?

909
00:55:23,001 --> 00:55:27,000
Shivering brings several hazards caused
by its interference with coordination,

910
00:55:27,001 --> 00:55:31,000
alcohol, some medications, low blood
sugar and exercising to exhaustion all

911
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:35,001
hastened development of hypothermia by
interfering with the ability to shiver.

912
00:55:38,001 --> 00:55:40,000
Your thermostats.

913
00:55:42,001 --> 00:55:46,000
You guys are killing me with this one.

914
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:50,001
I mean like at least one with bad
kerning and like a graphic or something.

915
00:56:02,001 --> 00:56:03,001
[...]

916
00:56:06,001 --> 00:56:07,001
It's the kid on the flag.

917
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:11,001
That kid was not let into the armed forces,
I can tell you.

918
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:17,000
We knew you might need a chuckle and
we had one impureable to put here.

919
00:56:17,001 --> 00:56:21,000
Now be honest, how many of you gave
this a try on a dare when you were much

920
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,000
younger and less wise than you are today?

921
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,001
Do you know how to get the
metal to let go of your tongue?

922
00:56:26,001 --> 00:56:29,001
A largest plot of warm water will do the trick.

923
00:56:30,001 --> 00:56:35,000
Before you go in to get one though,
you really ought to tell the dare-y not to

924
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:38,001
kiss the pole in addition to
the what he's already done.

925
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,001
Conductive heat loss in action.

926
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,001
[...] all right the fun's over.

927
00:56:46,001 --> 00:56:47,000
Fun's over.

928
00:56:49,001 --> 00:56:52,000
Let's give it up for Adam Liligal.

929
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:53,001
Thank you.

930
00:56:53,001 --> 00:56:55,001
And Chris [...]

931
00:56:58,001 --> 00:57:04,000
So on deck, Mr.
Ted Nelson, please be ready to present

932
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000
Modeling Deception.

933
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:11,001
And coming up, we have Christy Headley.

934
00:57:28,001 --> 00:57:30,000
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.

935
00:57:30,001 --> 00:57:35,001
Today we're going to discuss how to
appropriately deliver a PowerPoint

936
00:57:35,001 --> 00:57:38,000
presentation in the U.S. military.

937
00:57:39,001 --> 00:57:45,000
We recommend, as with all military operations,
you begin by instructing those

938
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:49,001
receiving your presentation of
appropriate exit in case of an emergency.

939
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:54,000
In this particular building, there is an
exit to the west and two to the north.

940
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:59,000
Please divide yourselves in an
appropriate and orderly manner.

941
00:58:00,001 --> 00:58:05,000
You would choose to do this because remember,
united we stand.

942
00:58:05,001 --> 00:58:07,001
For divided, we may escape alive.

943
00:58:12,001 --> 00:58:14,001
Here is your beginning slide.

944
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,001
We have a program title.

945
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:21,001
It is important to call this out
in a larger form so people know

946
00:58:21,001 --> 00:58:23,001
what the hell you're talking about.

947
00:58:25,001 --> 00:58:31,000
You should state your name, your affiliation
with an organization, your email

948
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:32,001
address, and phone number.

949
00:58:33,001 --> 00:58:37,001
Please note, use your office phone
number and not your home phone number.

950
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:43,000
If you are seeking my home phone number,
please refer to presentation 49 on

951
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,001
unprofessional relationships in the office.

952
00:58:49,001 --> 00:58:52,000
Begin by stating who you are.

953
00:58:52,001 --> 00:58:53,000
We hope you know.

954
00:58:55,000 --> 00:59:00,000
Please explain your technical background
and qualifications or the individuals

955
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,001
receiving your talk may not take you seriously.

956
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:06,000
This is your own personal,
professional reputation at risk.

957
00:59:07,001 --> 00:59:09,001
What key work have you done in the field?

958
00:59:10,001 --> 00:59:11,001
Respect is important.

959
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:16,000
Recognition within the technical
community is also important.

960
00:59:16,001 --> 00:59:20,000
So you may choose at this point in time
to know other professional individuals

961
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,001
you've shared the stage with in the past.

962
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:29,000
Key awards may also help to bring some
clout to your presentation in case people

963
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,000
aren't aware of your previous achievements.

964
00:59:33,001 --> 00:59:40,000
As you can see, it's important to use
very complicated diagrams in your

965
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:44,001
presentation to make sure that those you're
presenting to understand that you're

966
00:59:44,001 --> 00:59:50,000
very important and you very seriously
know what you're talking about.

967
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:56,000
We have important high tech
words like sensors called out

968
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,000
and large bubbles.

969
00:59:59,001 --> 01:00:04,000
Action words like actuate and
interfaces like power bus.

970
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:11,000
They note here on this line to consider
the view of what we're trying to

971
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,001
accomplish as you develop your briefing.

972
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:17,001
There's no need to duplicate or say
everything that's on your slide.

973
01:00:17,001 --> 01:00:21,001
Remember, you've developed this slide,
you know your material.

974
01:00:22,001 --> 01:00:27,000
It may not be well received to ask people
to hold their questions until the end

975
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,000
of a presentation, but it is appropriate.

976
01:00:29,001 --> 01:00:33,001
And at that point in time,
it's also perfectly acceptable to tell

977
01:00:33,001 --> 01:00:36,000
somebody, I'll get back to you on that.

978
01:00:39,001 --> 01:00:45,001
Okay, so something important when you're
delivering a presentation is to have a

979
01:00:45,001 --> 01:00:50,001
goal or reason to accomplish
something you're trying to

980
01:00:50,001 --> 01:00:52,000
accomplish when you deliver a presentation.

981
01:00:52,001 --> 01:00:55,001
It's helpful to have pretty
pictures or diagrams.

982
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,000
Again, actions are important.

983
01:00:58,001 --> 01:01:04,000
Delivering with examples and comparing
just current state of the art so that

984
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:08,001
people feel like you're not treading
water in our current technological scene.

985
01:01:10,001 --> 01:01:12,001
What are the DARPA hard problems?

986
01:01:12,001 --> 01:01:15,001
I.e. technical challenges.

987
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:20,001
You should be calling out what the issues
are to begin with and then jumping to

988
01:01:20,001 --> 01:01:24,001
the most direct solutions you see available.

989
01:01:25,001 --> 01:01:28,000
What new capability would result
if you were to implement them?

990
01:01:28,001 --> 01:01:31,000
This helps produce what we like to call buy-in.

991
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:39,000
You may then choose to explain
what this new capability is.

992
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,001
Is it truly new?

993
01:01:41,001 --> 01:01:42,001
What's novel?

994
01:01:43,001 --> 01:01:48,000
Perhaps it isn't truly new,
but there's a new novel spin you can

995
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:49,001
put on it, like a fancy code word.

996
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,000
Take Project Albert, for example.

997
01:01:55,000 --> 01:02:00,001
Make sure you call out who would benefit
and what the scope of impact is so

998
01:02:00,001 --> 01:02:03,001
people understand how important
your project really is.

999
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,001
Why should DARPA pursue this idea now?

1000
01:02:08,001 --> 01:02:12,001
Make sure you dive into the
why so that people don't ask

1001
01:02:12,001 --> 01:02:14,000
these questions on their own.

1002
01:02:16,001 --> 01:02:17,001
All right.

1003
01:02:18,001 --> 01:02:22,000
So if anybody would like to meet after
this session to discuss this diagram

1004
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,000
further, we'll be passing out a clipboard.

1005
01:02:24,001 --> 01:02:30,000
Please write down your email address and
we'll circulate a mailer so that we can

1006
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,001
set up a calendar time to
discuss again in the future.

1007
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,000
Thank you so much.

1008
01:02:41,001 --> 01:02:43,000
Hey, there we are.

1009
01:02:43,001 --> 01:02:45,000
Here's a joke for you.

1010
01:02:45,001 --> 01:02:47,001
Where do generals keep their armies?

1011
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:52,000
Why, in their sleevies, of course.

1012
01:02:55,001 --> 01:02:57,000
All right.

1013
01:02:57,001 --> 01:03:03,000
So, Rose Link, please get on deck
because after this, you will be talking

1014
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:05,000
about tree safety.

1015
01:03:07,001 --> 01:03:09,001
And come on up on stage.

1016
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,000
Ted Nelson, we are ready for you.

1017
01:03:12,001 --> 01:03:18,000
Give a presentation about modern
deceptions from your situation from the U

1018
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,001
.S. Army Research Laboratory.

1019
01:03:22,001 --> 01:03:25,001
Notwithstanding the
difficulty of everyday life,

1020
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:27,001
we must all from model deception.

1021
01:03:28,001 --> 01:03:32,001
First of all, because in attempting
to be sincere, we must figure out

1022
01:03:32,001 --> 01:03:34,000
what the other person will think is deception.

1023
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:38,000
And then attempt not to
deceive them in being sincere.

1024
01:03:38,001 --> 01:03:43,000
Now, as a high school student,
Luke Johnson has plainly

1025
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,000
investigated these issues thoroughly.

1026
01:03:54,000 --> 01:04:00,000
As we see,
notwithstanding the complexity of the issues,

1027
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:05,000
our high school student
Luke Johnson has elegantly

1028
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,001
summarized all the issues to be determined.

1029
01:04:07,001 --> 01:04:11,001
For example, deception is the art of
controlling perception so that incomplete

1030
01:04:11,001 --> 01:04:13,000
or incorrect knowledge results.

1031
01:04:14,001 --> 01:04:16,001
Or, fooling the other guy.

1032
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:25,001
But it's a multi-levered plot and
multi-layered problem because each person must

1033
01:04:25,001 --> 01:04:29,000
guess whether the other person is deceiving
and whether the other person, whether

1034
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:31,001
you think you are deceiving them as
they think they're deceiving you.

1035
01:04:32,001 --> 01:04:37,001
So it's recursive and extremely
intricate at all levels.

1036
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:45,000
How then can the military use deception
without such complexity because, of

1037
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:47,001
course,
the military cannot deal with such complexity?

1038
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:52,001
And the answer is, purestry,
why one's half and one's half?

1039
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,000
This is the first level of deception.

1040
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:09,001
Because what we are showing you here
is intended to deceive anyone in the

1041
01:05:09,001 --> 01:05:12,000
audience who is not clearly on track.

1042
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:21,001
No. The primary developer has an aircraft
carrier, which is extremely deceptive

1043
01:05:21,001 --> 01:05:24,001
because it makes you think that
there are aircraft ready to fly.

1044
01:05:25,001 --> 01:05:29,000
And very often aircraft carriers head
around that are not completely equipped or

1045
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:34,000
that have various ways of fooling
you with strange radar signatures.

1046
01:05:34,001 --> 01:05:40,001
But what we do is, why J-Wars,
which I won't explain because it might be

1047
01:05:40,001 --> 01:05:45,000
deceptive to you, why J-Wars is accepted
by the scientific community is that it

1048
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:49,001
allows you to test war plans and
conduct a force assignment without

1049
01:05:49,001 --> 01:05:52,001
fighting, without actually firing a shot.

1050
01:05:53,001 --> 01:05:55,000
But boy, can you run it on computers.

1051
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:03,000
[...] going to do that.

1052
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:05,000
Discovering emergent properties.

1053
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:07,000
Now, isn't that the problem of life?

1054
01:06:08,001 --> 01:06:10,001
You've all heard about unintended consequences.

1055
01:06:11,001 --> 01:06:16,000
You've all worked with, lived with,
suffered from unintended consequences.

1056
01:06:16,001 --> 01:06:19,001
So discovering the emergent
properties of something before it

1057
01:06:19,001 --> 01:06:21,001
happens, aha, there's the rub.

1058
01:06:23,001 --> 01:06:26,001
Now, that is why one said the test bed baseline

1059
01:06:26,001 --> 01:06:29,000
does not have the capability
to model deception.

1060
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:35,001
So we must go on to J-Wars,
which gives us more perception for something.

1061
01:06:36,001 --> 01:06:40,000
And then Einstein,
who of course was a very sincere fellow and

1062
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:41,001
didn't deceive anybody at all.

1063
01:06:42,001 --> 01:06:44,001
Aha, that's why we use his name to fool you.

1064
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:58,000
So in closing, notwithstanding the
difficulty of investigating the levels of

1065
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:02,000
deception available to all parties and
every deceptive and every strategic

1066
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:08,001
analysis of all kinds,
we look at the world of deception as an ever

1067
01:07:08,001 --> 01:07:14,001
undulating surface with more and more
levels beneath and in trying to be sincere,

1068
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:20,000
which of course we all wish to do,
especially in our threats to the enemy, which

1069
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:23,001
we want to be accepted as real,
even when they're deceptive.

1070
01:07:24,001 --> 01:07:30,000
We want to combine sincerity,
deception, and confusion

1071
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:36,000
in as many possible ways
as could be worked out.

1072
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:42,000
Professor Thomas Schelling,
the great strategic theorist at Harvard, Tom

1073
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:47,000
Schelling, Dan Ellsberg recently said he
was his mentor, he was also my mentor.

1074
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:52,000
Tom Schelling said, I don't

1075
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,001
remember what he said,
but he's sure talking about himself.

1076
01:08:05,001 --> 01:08:10,001
So on deck,
will Neil Johnson please get ready to deliver

1077
01:08:10,001 --> 01:08:13,000
religious support issues?

1078
01:08:13,001 --> 01:08:18,001
That's right, religious support issues.
And now we have Rose Link to tell us

1079
01:08:18,001 --> 01:08:25,000
about tree safety at Vandenberg Air Force Base,
right here in our home

1080
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:26,001
state of California.

1081
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:36,001
Good evening, everyone. My name is Laura.
Those of you who know me know that

1082
01:08:36,001 --> 01:08:40,000
that's a new identity for me. So,

1083
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:54,000
I'm new to the military. Again,
as those of you who know me know, I'm somewhat

1084
01:08:54,000 --> 01:09:00,000
of an unlikely candidate. I really got
into the military via my love for safety

1085
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:04,000
above all else, tied for my love of trees.

1086
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:12,001
Okay, so Christmas trees.
Some may call them the first trees,

1087
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:19,001
if you believe in that sort of thing.
They come in many different shapes, sizes,

1088
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:26,000
they can be taller than you or smaller
than you. They can be sort of fluffy

1089
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:32,001
and, you know, sort of like a bush that's
hard to put things on. Or they can

1090
01:09:32,001 --> 01:09:39,000
be sort of lanky and with lots of space
to fill with all sorts of dangerous

1091
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:45,001
ornaments. First of all,
you have to make sure that your tree is

1092
01:09:45,001 --> 01:09:47,000
not going to burn down.

1093
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:55,000
There's a lot of ways that trees can,
you know, become on fire, mostly because

1094
01:09:55,000 --> 01:10:01,000
you're not paying attention or because
you want to put on a show, which is not

1095
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:03,001
acceptable. It could really hurt people.

1096
01:10:05,001 --> 01:10:09,001
Okay, so you might want to look at the
bottom of the tree. There might be like a

1097
01:10:09,001 --> 01:10:15,000
sticker that says that this is a safe
tree and that it will not spontaneously

1098
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:19,000
combust, which is the sticker that you
want to look for. It's usually on the

1099
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:22,001
bottom. It can be hard to see it if
it's a tall, large tree. It can be very

1100
01:10:22,001 --> 01:10:27,000
heavy. You might need to get some assistance
from, you know, your other troops.

1101
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:34,001
Okay, so there are pros and cons to a
fresh tree or an artificial one. We'll get

1102
01:10:34,001 --> 01:10:41,001
into all of that. Both of them are
very dangerous. Okay, so, okay, so

1103
01:10:41,001 --> 01:10:47,000
there's a lot to know about these
tree varieties. First of all,

1104
01:10:47,001 --> 01:10:54,001
you should look at the needles.
Needles, you may guess, are these Christmas

1105
01:10:54,001 --> 01:10:57,001
tree leaves. They're called
needles because they're very sharp

1106
01:10:57,001 --> 01:10:59,000
and they're very dangerous.

1107
01:11:01,001 --> 01:11:08,000
Okay, so these are just, this is tree
safety 101 for all of you. Trees do not

1108
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:13,001
belong near fires. They do not belong
near heaters. They do not belong near

1109
01:11:13,001 --> 01:11:20,000
radios that might be near bodies of water
that are plugged in because you could

1110
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:25,001
also die that way. That's just something
you might want to know. Okay, so yeah,

1111
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:32,000
these are different sized fires that
could happen if you have a tree.

1112
01:11:33,001 --> 01:11:38,000
Okay, so we're going from most flammable
over here next to the tree down to the

1113
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:44,001
least flammable.
So you might think that boughs of holly

1114
01:11:44,001 --> 01:11:50,000
are like very jolly.
Actually, they can also kill people.

1115
01:11:53,000 --> 01:12:00,000
Okay, I guess that's it. So I hope you
learned some valuable insights here today,

1116
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:06,000
ladies and gentlemen. One thing to note
is that trees are to be respected.

1117
01:12:06,001 --> 01:12:11,001
Obviously, they are to be revered.
They are, you know, one of our top threats

1118
01:12:11,001 --> 01:12:14,000
here in the military.

1119
01:12:15,001 --> 01:12:19,001
And I don't think people are taking this
seriously, which is why I'm here. And if

1120
01:12:19,001 --> 01:12:26,000
you have any questions, please let me know.
I'll be here. And yeah, I welcome

1121
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:28,000
your feedback and your questions.

1122
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:29,000
Thank you very much.

1123
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:41,000
Just as we won't soon forget those reaping
deaths waiting in our front yards.

1124
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:48,000
All right, on deck we have Barry Hayes.
Barry Hayes to talk about

1125
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:54,001
unprofessional relationships.
But coming up right now is Neil Johnson to talk

1126
01:12:54,001 --> 01:13:00,001
about religious support issues.
The big brass back in the Pentagon have been

1127
01:13:00,001 --> 01:13:06,001
muttering that word diversity once in a while.
And that's why as your base

1128
01:13:06,001 --> 01:13:13,000
chaplain, I am here to speak to you about
religious support issues. Now we have a

1129
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:18,000
lot of diverse people in our base.
And are there any Satanists here? If there

1130
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:21,000
are, could you please stand?
And remain standing during the presentation.

1131
01:13:27,001 --> 01:13:34,000
The emerging role of chaplaincy in
transformation. Basically, as a chaplain, I

1132
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:37,001
would just sit around in the chapel
waiting for you to come in with your

1133
01:13:37,001 --> 01:13:42,001
problems. And you would sit there and tell
me your problems and I would give you

1134
01:13:42,001 --> 01:13:45,001
some pat answer to your problems
and then you would go away.

1135
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:50,000
Well, they don't want to waste money on
that anymore. So they want us to be a

1136
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:56,001
little bit more transformed. The Joint
Forces Command decided to break the mold

1137
01:13:56,001 --> 01:14:01,001
of what we've been doing in the past.
They actually bugged the chapel to find out

1138
01:14:01,001 --> 01:14:06,001
what we were doing and realize that we
were wasting our time. And your problems

1139
01:14:06,001 --> 01:14:10,000
have all been recorded and
they're in your records now.

1140
01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:18,001
So the vision we have for 2020,
which is in a couple years I think, that we're

1141
01:14:18,001 --> 01:14:24,001
going to take dedicated individuals like
myself and innovative organizations like

1142
01:14:24,001 --> 01:14:31,000
this place, and we're going to transform
the Joint Force for the 21st century to

1143
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:33,001
achieve full-spectrum dominance.

1144
01:14:34,001 --> 01:14:41,000
We're going to dominate from here
to just to the left of his ear,

1145
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:43,000
that much of the spectrum.

1146
01:14:43,001 --> 01:14:47,001
We're going to be persuasive in peace.
When we're at peace, we're going to be at

1147
01:14:47,001 --> 01:14:49,001
peace, understand?

1148
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:56,001
But if we go to war,
we're going to go to fucking war.

1149
01:14:58,001 --> 01:15:03,001
Now, we're going to be free of it in any
form of conflict, whether it's spousal,

1150
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:10,000
puce, or genocide somewhere in Asia.
We're going to be dominant in that field.

1151
01:15:12,001 --> 01:15:19,000
Now, every presentation has to have an arrow.
So all of these things that you can

1152
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:25,000
read for yourself are going there.
Full-spectrum dominance.

1153
01:15:27,001 --> 01:15:32,001
Here's more about the dedicated individuals
and the forms of conflict that we're

1154
01:15:32,001 --> 01:15:38,001
going to be dealing with. Now,
I don't want to bother you with this. This is

1155
01:15:38,001 --> 01:15:40,001
stuff that they want us to tell you.

1156
01:15:40,001 --> 01:15:45,000
You could read it if you wanted to,
but just ignore it. The important thing is

1157
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:51,001
this. We're going to have to have training.
We need to get

1158
01:15:51,001 --> 01:15:55,001
these chaplains to know
how much play they need.

1159
01:15:57,000 --> 01:16:00,001
Now, when they're talking about how much
play they need, what they're talking

1160
01:16:00,001 --> 01:16:05,001
about is that when you come into the
channel with your problems, they want us to

1161
01:16:05,001 --> 01:16:08,001
be able to go somewhere else with it.

1162
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:13,001
Okay, so that's what we're going to be
working on. We're going to have trainer

1163
01:16:13,001 --> 01:16:20,000
observers. They're trained you to stop

1164
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:25,000
doing it. Agile Leader 3 and

1165
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:32,000
Korba. Gold Hill 3. Those are the secret code

1166
01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:38,001
names for this position of trainer observer.
The lessons we've learned. We

1167
01:16:38,001 --> 01:16:42,000
haven't learned any lessons. We haven't
done anything with this yet. So this is

1168
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:49,000
what they hope we learn. We're going to

1169
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:51,001
find it. If you had some other religious text,

1170
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:53,001
well, you can look for it for yourself.

1171
01:16:54,001 --> 01:16:57,001
Okay,
we've got joint religious support reach back

1172
01:16:57,001 --> 01:17:00,001
system. I'm not going to go into that.

1173
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:06,001
That's another diversity issue
that we'll be talking about later.

1174
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:12,000
We have real time data, commanders,
chaplains, and troops. We're getting this

1175
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:13,001
stuff all the time.

1176
01:17:15,001 --> 01:17:19,001
That means something to someone, not me.

1177
01:17:21,001 --> 01:17:25,001
There are indigenous religions.
There's a representation that's always been

1178
01:17:25,001 --> 01:17:32,000
there, okay, like Baptists. We've got moral

1179
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:35,000
advisement. Stop doing that now.

1180
01:17:37,001 --> 01:17:41,001
And to make things a little funnier,
we've got jokes later on.

1181
01:17:43,001 --> 01:17:49,000
Here is more stuff here, and we've got
historical perspectives. Back in the olden

1182
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:54,000
days, we hated any religion that wasn't ours.
Well, we can't do that now. So

1183
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:56,000
that's our perspective.

1184
01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:07,000
And here's our next fighter.

1185
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:21,001
So on deck, we're going to have Naomi Khan,
or perhaps Colin, please get ready to

1186
01:18:21,001 --> 01:18:28,001
present after this on the law of armed
conflict. Yes, I'm really looking forward

1187
01:18:28,001 --> 01:18:30,000
to Naomi's talk after this.

1188
01:18:30,001 --> 01:18:35,000
But of course, I'm here to talk
about inappropriate relationships.

1189
01:18:36,001 --> 01:18:40,001
So I'm sort of sorry to see so
many familiar faces out there.

1190
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:48,000
All right.
Who's here for more than the fifth time?

1191
01:18:50,001 --> 01:18:56,001
Nobody. That's wonderful. All right.
Unprofessional relationships.

1192
01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:02,001
Now, we all know the problems with
unprofessional relationships. They contribute

1193
01:19:02,001 --> 01:19:09,001
to effective ability of operations.
The military mission requires

1194
01:19:09,001 --> 01:19:14,000
absolute confidence in command.
So if you're having problems with an

1195
01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:17,001
inappropriate relationship that's
command-based, if you're having a relationship

1196
01:19:17,001 --> 01:19:23,000
with your commander, or several of them,
then that will cause mission problems.

1197
01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:31,001
And here are more problems with that.
So I want to just focus in for a moment on

1198
01:19:31,001 --> 01:19:36,000
the results of reasonable
create appearance of favoritism

1199
01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:38,000
or misuse of office or position.

1200
01:19:38,001 --> 01:19:42,000
We can't have that here because
all the positions that you know,

1201
01:19:42,001 --> 01:19:44,000
let's not get into that right now.

1202
01:19:46,001 --> 01:19:51,001
So these can exist between officers and
officers. Officers have enlisted and

1203
01:19:51,001 --> 01:19:56,000
enlisted military personnel,
civilian employees, or contractors, which is

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01:19:56,000 --> 01:20:02,000
basically everyone you're going to see
every day. So please try to avoid in the

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01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:08,000
future any relationships with any officer,
any enlisted person, any military

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01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:12,000
personnel, any civilian employee,
or any contractor. Find yourself having any

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01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:16,001
form of relationship with these people,
a simple conversation, cup of coffee,

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01:20:16,001 --> 01:20:23,000
anything like that. Stop it right there.
General guidelines.

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01:20:23,001 --> 01:20:28,000
We've seen all these before, at least many
of you have, I know. Certain kinds of

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01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:31,001
personal relationships present high risks.

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01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:37,000
And we all know that. But again,
let's just focus in on this. Just avoid

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01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:42,000
relationships that negatively affect morale.
Now, that's not just your morale.

1213
01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:44,001
That's the morale of the other people
around you. If they see you having a

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01:20:44,001 --> 01:20:48,000
relationship and they're not getting any,
they're going to be pissed off at you.

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01:20:48,001 --> 01:20:54,001
They're not going to be happy.
And again, so now they can be inside the

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01:20:54,001 --> 01:20:59,001
organization or outside the organization.
Again, these should be avoided at all

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01:20:59,001 --> 01:21:06,001
costs. And in particular,
let's just skip forward to this,

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01:21:06,001 --> 01:21:10,001
that relationships with civilian employees
and government contractor personnel.

1219
01:21:10,001 --> 01:21:14,001
Now, this can be a problem if you already
have a relationship with someone who's

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01:21:14,001 --> 01:21:21,001
a civilian employee and you are in the
military. Excuse me, that was the lunch.

1221
01:21:23,001 --> 01:21:28,000
So military members, again,
be very careful with your member

1222
01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:30,000
when you're in the military.

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01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:36,000
You have to maintain professional
responsibility of your member at all times.

1224
01:21:38,001 --> 01:21:44,001
So what actually constitutes a relationship,
especially if it's gone beyond a cup

1225
01:21:44,001 --> 01:21:49,001
of coffee or something simple like that?
Dating in close friendships. Now, this

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01:21:49,001 --> 01:21:55,000
may apply even when your member is not
in the same unit or changed to your

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01:21:55,000 --> 01:22:01,000
command. So you have to be very careful
and not let your member take control of

1228
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:07,001
you. Sharing activities. This again,
now this can be a safe relationship. You can

1229
01:22:07,001 --> 01:22:14,000
just share simple activities, but you have
to be very careful of the frequency of

1230
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:19,001
the activity and the absence of any
official purpose. So keep your, anytime

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01:22:19,001 --> 01:22:23,000
you're in the military and you have any
sort of relationship, try to keep your

1232
01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:28,001
purpose unofficial. We don't like
that sort of thing becoming official.

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01:22:30,001 --> 01:22:37,001
Now, this guy here, we want you to have
a relationship with him because he wants

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01:22:37,001 --> 01:22:44,001
you. This guy here,
you probably want to avoid him. Look what he's

1235
01:22:44,001 --> 01:22:49,001
offering you there. Just stay known if
that happens to your circle. Just don't

1236
01:22:49,001 --> 01:22:51,000
let that happen any further than that.

1237
01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:59,000
Say no. At minimum,
recruiters do not want to do the following

1238
01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:03,000
with an applicant. Again, now this is
still a civilian. And again, let's just

1239
01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:09,001
focus in on this one right here.
Other relationships.

1240
01:23:12,001 --> 01:23:18,000
So some circumstances may just bring
up an adverse relationship. This may

1241
01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:19,001
be a problem with morale.

1242
01:23:20,001 --> 01:23:26,000
So drinking with these people.
That might be a rave or anything like that.

1243
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:30,001
Gambling with this Alec Baldwin character.
Don't let that happen.

1244
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:36,001
Fraternization is the official term for this.
And you can all look at Article

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01:23:36,001 --> 01:23:42,000
134. You know where to find that.
And again, avoid that. Custom against

1246
01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:46,000
fraternization. Extents to all officers
and enlisted relationships. You knew

1247
01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:52,001
that. We thank you, Barry. And I don't
want to see any of you back here again.

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01:23:55,000 --> 01:24:01,000
So on deck, we're going to ask Beatriz
Escobar to get ready to present on that

1249
01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:07,001
ever important topic, the use of the
government purchase card. And we will take

1250
01:24:07,001 --> 01:24:11,001
this moment to remind you that
Beatriz's presentation will be our

1251
01:24:11,001 --> 01:24:13,000
last of the night, unfortunately.

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01:24:14,001 --> 01:24:19,001
But now we have Naomi talking to us
about the law of armed conflict.

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01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:24,000
Presentation number 48.
Hello, everybody. Welcome.

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01:24:27,001 --> 01:24:34,001
Ooh. Gotta remember why I put that in there.
The law of

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01:24:34,001 --> 01:24:37,000
armed conflicts. Let's start.

1256
01:24:38,001 --> 01:24:44,000
The law of armed conflict. That part of
international law that regulates the

1257
01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:49,001
conduct of armed hostilities.
Also called the law of war and international

1258
01:24:49,001 --> 01:24:54,000
humanitarian law. So very humanitarian.
That's what we're going for here.

1259
01:24:57,001 --> 01:25:02,000
Jews at Belo. Eastern Europe.

1260
01:25:04,001 --> 01:25:08,000
Yeah, some pretty rough places. United Nations.
Somewhere you don't want to be.

1261
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:13,001
More Jews in Belo. It's only in Belo.

1262
01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:22,000
So we look at the treaties. We've got the HAL,
we've got the Geneva, we've got

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01:25:22,000 --> 01:25:25,000
the Geneva protocols.
These all worked out really well. So we're

1264
01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:27,000
getting back to the armed forces.

1265
01:25:32,001 --> 01:25:37,000
There's not a lot of overlap here,
unfortunately.

1266
01:25:41,001 --> 01:25:47,000
This is self-explanatory, guys. Iraq. You know.

1267
01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:51,000
Again, the Taliban.

1268
01:25:54,001 --> 01:25:56,000
What can we say? Al-Qaeda.

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01:25:59,001 --> 01:26:03,001
The armed forces of the United States will
comply with the law of war during all

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01:26:03,001 --> 01:26:09,000
armed conflicts. However, such conflicts
are characterized and otherwise directed

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01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:13,000
by competent authorities will comply
with the principles and spirit

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01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:15,000
of the law of war.

1273
01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:20,000
See, that's in quotations or colored.
During all other

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01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:22,000
operations. So it's a little fuzzy here.

1275
01:26:23,001 --> 01:26:25,000
That's the take away.

1276
01:26:27,001 --> 01:26:32,001
Protections during occupation.
So these are important. Public safety, respect,

1277
01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:39,000
family honor, property rights,
religious freedom. No forced info. No

1278
01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:40,001
pillaging, no collective punishment.

1279
01:26:40,001 --> 01:26:42,001
So these sound pretty reasonable, right?

1280
01:26:45,001 --> 01:26:49,001
Okay. When is it lawful? Let's go into this.

1281
01:26:55,000 --> 01:26:56,001
Yeah. Very lawful.

1282
01:26:59,001 --> 01:27:04,000
You don't want to go right for the face.
See, the

1283
01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:05,001
other ones, there was a distance.

1284
01:27:06,001 --> 01:27:13,000
Because it's not personal then.
Again, the faces.

1285
01:27:17,001 --> 01:27:20,001
See, they're too

1286
01:27:20,001 --> 01:27:25,001
close. Too close.

1287
01:27:28,001 --> 01:27:33,001
So now we can make a meaningful
distinction here. Distinguish at all times

1288
01:27:33,001 --> 01:27:37,001
between the civilian population and
combatants and between civilian

1289
01:27:37,001 --> 01:27:39,000
objects and military objectives.

1290
01:27:40,000 --> 01:27:43,001
Direct military operations only
against military objectives.

1291
01:27:45,000 --> 01:27:47,000
I still think it's about
distance from the face.

1292
01:27:51,001 --> 01:27:53,001
So yeah, you know, protect the good stuff.

1293
01:27:56,001 --> 01:27:58,000
Doesn't look protected.

1294
01:28:02,001 --> 01:28:05,000
And we have a few problems.

1295
01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:09,001
[...]

1296
01:28:11,001 --> 01:28:16,001
So it looks protected, but as you can see,
there's a few, like, starship warbirds

1297
01:28:16,001 --> 01:28:20,000
happening over there. So they got to it anyway.

1298
01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:29,000
Parking garages.

1299
01:28:33,000 --> 01:28:39,001
Again, churches, hospitals, important places.
But they're not doing well.

1300
01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:48,000
So yeah, it's a balance. It's really delicate,
guys. You've got to tread that

1301
01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:54,000
fine, thick line between the military
objectives and the civilian personal

1302
01:28:54,000 --> 01:28:58,001
objectives. So I really hope you have a
strong moral compass for that because

1303
01:28:58,001 --> 01:29:02,001
it's hard.

1304
01:29:03,001 --> 01:29:10,000
Oh, man. Yeah, it's rough. This

1305
01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:12,000
is what happens from land mines.

1306
01:29:15,000 --> 01:29:16,001
Sorry for the bio lesson.

1307
01:29:22,000 --> 01:29:25,001
So now with new technology,
we have a smart weapon, so

1308
01:29:25,001 --> 01:29:27,001
it can see what's going on.

1309
01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:31,000
You don't even need a person there
to like target, target stuff.

1310
01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:34,001
And that's all we have time for.
Thank you, Naomi.

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01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:47,000
So do we have a tiger in the house?
Tiger who wants to talk about barbiturates?

1312
01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:50,001
Are you barbiturates?

1313
01:29:53,000 --> 01:29:55,000
Is there a tiger in the house? All right.

1314
01:29:55,001 --> 01:30:00,000
You are up. So we're going to
pull this load really quickly.

1315
01:30:04,001 --> 01:30:07,000
Hello. Hi, everyone. I'm a tiger.

1316
01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:17,001
So I'm here to talk about some important shit.
That's why I dressed up.

1317
01:30:18,001 --> 01:30:23,001
Here to talk about barbiturates.
Otherwise, no one is what you need to do after

1318
01:30:23,001 --> 01:30:25,001
a really rough sugar beet season.

1319
01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:32,001
So we're going to talk about a few things here.
Learn about

1320
01:30:32,001 --> 01:30:34,000
how to party barbiturates.

1321
01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:37,001
And the effect that these
barbiturates have on your

1322
01:30:37,001 --> 01:30:39,001
wonderful, wonderful human body.

1323
01:30:42,001 --> 01:30:49,000
So what are barbiturates? And I know I'm
in San Francisco, so I'm pretty sure

1324
01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:54,000
everyone in the room already kind of knows
what barbiturates are. But for the non

1325
01:30:54,000 --> 01:31:08,001
-natives, they're essentially after a
really rough sugar beet season. So they're

1326
01:31:08,001 --> 01:31:15,000
often identified on the street as downers.
So if some person walks up to you in

1327
01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:20,000
the mission and you're like, hey, man,
you want some uppers? Those aren't

1328
01:31:20,000 --> 01:31:24,000
barbiturates.
Those are things you find at skating rinks.

1329
01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:34,000
It's true. We learned that about an hour ago.
So the most common type of

1330
01:31:34,000 --> 01:31:37,000
barbiturates are synthetic.
That means they're made by science.

1331
01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:48,000
So you can see this guy right here.
He's making barbiturates. This

1332
01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:54,000
was barbiturates, that gift.
And barbiturates come from 1862.

1333
01:31:55,001 --> 01:32:02,000
That's very precise. And that's where they
come from. And since 1903, Bayer, hey,

1334
01:32:02,000 --> 01:32:09,000
Bayer, Bayer has made so many barbiturates.
They've made lives so much

1335
01:32:09,000 --> 01:32:12,000
better and so much worse
and so much more relaxed.

1336
01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:18,000
I think I need some more barbiturates,
actually. I'm getting excited. So why are

1337
01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:24,000
they used, aside from to party,
as I mentioned earlier, they are also used to

1338
01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:31,000
help with anxiety, depression,
insomnia, and AOD withdrawal,

1339
01:32:31,001 --> 01:32:34,001
which is horrible.
You don't want to fill up an AOD.

1340
01:32:34,001 --> 01:32:40,000
They are also consumed to get high. I

1341
01:32:40,000 --> 01:32:46,001
mean, this is serious, folks. It's how
you get high. It's a downer that gets you

1342
01:32:46,001 --> 01:32:52,000
high. And they're used to treat the
unpleasant effect of other drugs. So after

1343
01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:57,001
your skating rink incident, and you just
need to unwind, you can't sleep because,

1344
01:32:58,000 --> 01:33:02,000
oh, now you have insomnia. There we go.
Now you have insomnia and you're

1345
01:33:02,000 --> 01:33:06,001
depressed because you have insomnia.
Barbiturates will help you bring you down.

1346
01:33:08,001 --> 01:33:13,000
So how are they consumed? The most important
thing to take away from this slide

1347
01:33:13,000 --> 01:33:20,000
is any way you want. Yes, you

1348
01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:24,000
included that. It might have to be orally.
I don't know what you guys are

1349
01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:31,000
thinking. So you can inject it. You can
drink it. You can look at it. Great. You

1350
01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:34,001
can do it in so many ways. There are both
physical and psychological effects to

1351
01:33:34,001 --> 01:33:39,001
your barbiturates, otherwise known as a
party to skating rink. So you have mild

1352
01:33:39,001 --> 01:33:46,000
euphoria, but only mild. None of that
crazy shit. You're just totally chill.

1353
01:33:47,000 --> 01:33:51,000
You have memory impairment and increased
your irritability. And you might have

1354
01:33:51,000 --> 01:33:53,001
severe paranoia,
kind of like me on stage right now.

1355
01:33:53,001 --> 01:33:57,001
There's also the possibility of going for it.

1356
01:34:00,001 --> 01:34:02,001
So watch for that one. That one's a easy.

1357
01:34:06,000 --> 01:34:11,000
So how do we test barbiturates in the army?
Folks, we

1358
01:34:11,000 --> 01:34:13,001
take it two or three times a day.

1359
01:34:13,001 --> 01:34:18,000
Oh, wait. No. No.
We pee two or three times a day.

1360
01:34:20,001 --> 01:34:27,000
And if you pee and do barbiturates,
that means you get a gold star.

1361
01:34:28,001 --> 01:34:34,000
You get the ASAP gold star. So

1362
01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:40,001
additional information on a
barbiturates can be found on the

1363
01:34:40,001 --> 01:34:46,001
really, really cool website, askcapta.me.
no. You might need to use a tour browser

1364
01:34:47,001 --> 01:34:51,001
because it's this dark web thing.
And that's where you can get your barbiturates.

1365
01:34:53,000 --> 01:34:57,001
And that is it. So if anyone wants any
barbiturates at any point, please reach

1366
01:34:57,001 --> 01:35:03,001
out to your local military office and
your ASAP office and we'll hook you up

1367
01:35:03,001 --> 01:35:05,000
ASAP. Thanks everyone.

1368
01:35:08,001 --> 01:35:15,001
And give it up for yourselves coming and
watching these presentations and giving

1369
01:35:15,001 --> 01:35:22,001
them too. Let's hear it, guys.
We know there were so many of you a

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01:35:22,001 --> 01:35:25,000
stack inches tall that we
didn't get to tonight.

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01:35:25,000 --> 01:35:29,001
We're so sorry. Maybe we'll do this one,
two, 50 more times because there are 57

1372
01:35:29,001 --> 01:35:35,000
,000 of these slides. But thank you so
much to the Internet Archive, to Caitlin

1373
01:35:35,000 --> 01:35:39,001
again for organizing so much of this event
and to you all for coming out tonight.